The Way to My Heart is Not With a Power Tool! (Unless it's a Rib Spreader)

FatherDaddy is now a weekly contributor to "The Good Men Project". Every Wednesday I will have an article published on their site. There will be an even rotation between original content, and essays previously published on FatherDaddy.
The link to any original content will appear here  shortly following its publication.

Enjoy this week's original submission:

The Way to My Heart is Not With a Power Tool! (Unless it's a Rib Spreader)

Thanks for reading.